Daughter sees gymnasts doing front flips… Nailed it.
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
fuck that i want the cool stats like how many pools could i have filled with all the pee i peed and how long could 100 people survive off of all the air i’ve breathed
Yeahhh…so this just happened a second ago *is banging head against table*
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